Doctor Who Vid: If You Were Gay

[fahrbotdrusilla]

Music: "If You Were Gay" from the Broadway Musical Avenue Q
Fandom: Doctor who (2005)
Spoilers: Umm, none? The last five episodes in series one.
Vid Link: AVI | WMV
Site link: Here

I tried to get more serious songs to work, not that I don’t adore this one, but ah well.


NICKY
… just so you know —
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)

ROD
Nicky, please!
I am trying to read....
What?!

NICKY
IF YOU WERE QUEER

ROD
Ah, Nicky!

NICKY
I'D STILL BE HERE,

ROD
Nicky, I'm trying to read this book.

NICKY
YEAR AFTER YEAR

ROD
Nicky!

NICKY
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,

ROD
Argh!

NICKY
AND I KNOW THAT YOU

ROD
What?

NICKY
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,

ROD
I would?

NICKY
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.

ROD
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...

NICKY
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?

ROD
Nicky, that's GROSS!

NICKY
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!

ROD
I am not listening!

NICKY
AND HERE I'D STAY,

ROD
La la la la la!

NICKY
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.

ROD
Aaaah!

NICKY
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!

ROD
BUT I'M NOT GAY!

NICKY
If you were gay.

ROD
Argh!


…and thus ends my month long obsession with shipping people in all of five episodes together.

Comments

[brokenbacktango.livejournal.com]

That was hilarious! I loved it :D

[fahrbotdrusilla]

thank you, I’m glad you liked it :)

[fayzalmoonbeam.livejournal.com]

LOL! Excellent work! I might show this to my Media Studies students (if you wouldn't mind) as a good example of how to make a decent video. Love the lip synching to various lines, and as I'm a real Captain Jack fan, this was very easy on the eye. Brilliant, beautiful and very funny :)

[fahrbotdrusilla]

Thank you! Capt. Jack is love ;) yeah, I don't mind if you show this to your students, I guess. :)

[thirdblindmouse.livejournal.com]

I didn't expect to like a vid to this song, but this is utterly charming. The Doctor is so happy about something! And who wouldn't be happy when they're being sexed up by Captain Jack (and who isn't being sexed up by Captain Jack?).

[fahrbotdrusilla]

that would put a smile on anyone's face, yes :)

[maiaj.livejournal.com]

Hee, this was so much fun! I recced it on my lj here (http://maiaj.livejournal.com/208521.html) too.

[fahrbotdrusilla]

Aww, thank you :)

[triskellita.livejournal.com]

AWESOME!

[fahrbotdrusilla]

:D

[samantharichter.livejournal.com]

ROFL
I mean, I knew the song, so I knew what to exspect, but the editing to go with it... LMAO

[fahrbotdrusilla]

thank you *g*

[samantharichter.livejournal.com]

oh! the icon! *snort*